Crazy!
Study is driving me insane! Thankfully not that crass, common type of insane where you run around screaming with your underpants on your head, no. My brand of insane involves contemplating jumping off small cliffs into large piles of elephant dung. It makes sense in my head, really it does. See, if I jump into elephant dung, some of it is bound to be fresh, and if it’s fresh, it’ll stick to my clothes.
If you’re still not with me, pay attention! This next part explains the whole plan.
If pieces of elephant dung stick to me, then I’m going to smell pretty much like a pile of elephant dung, and I’m pretty sure that no teacher wants a pile of elephant dung in the classroom. (Their classroom, anyway)
So if I get kicked out, I’ll be able to resit the exam at a later date! It’s utter genius!
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