So Adam cooked a wonderful dinner tonight, and as you can see from the picture below, his plans to fatten me up and cook me are well under way:

(I was totally not sucking my stomach in for the before photo…)

And to top it all off, I had this delicious little pastry thingamabob stuck in front of my nose. If this doesn’t stop, I won’t need to go looking for food because I’ll have my own field of gravity that can attract my food for me!