Awesome hotel room
You know how hotel beds always have those smooooooth, comfortable sheets on them? Ever wondered why hotel linen is just so gosh-darned awesome?
It’s because it’s been washed a bajillion times by the laundry elves in the hotels basement. Do you know why they’ve washed those sheets so many times? It’s because a few thousand people have used those sheets before you.
Your sheets are comfortable because of all that sweat, drool, blood and jizz that’s been rubbed onto those sheets.
Isn’t that great?!
